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11 octobre

SUNDAY GOLF…

sunday golf portugal

Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish people for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years,
Ariel Sharon, then Prime Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders, or their representatives, to demonstrate the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the
Catholics and the Jews.
The Pope met his College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal.
"Your Holiness" said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete.
I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world."
The Pope thought about this and, because he had never held a golf club in his life, asked,
"Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?"
"None who plays golf very well," a Cardinal replied. "But there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic.
We could offer to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Mr. Sharon as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of co-operation, we will also win the match."
Everyone agreed that this was a great idea. The call was made.
Of course, Nicklaus was honoured and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope.
The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result.
"This is Cardinal Nicklaus.
I have some good news and some bad news, your Holiness," said the golfer.
"Tell me the good news, Cardinal Nicklaus", said the Pope.
"Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I have played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life,this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous."
"How can there be bad news?" the Pope asked.
Nicklaus sighed, "I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Tiger Woods."

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Happy Flowera écrit :
Wow I awarded a 4.9 previously.
Must return to studio to contemplate differences.
Big Smiles
16 Nov.
Happy Flowera écrit :
I am getting out of practice. Ignore this comment.
Rating of this joke: Er, well, 3.888642/5.2111.
Wow, that's a bit rough.
Rating: Like how it is an interdenominational approach but no women so a bit of male dominated humour, but the reference to patriarchies does make a socio-historical comment, so 4.12444688/5.0242424
Sigh...I am getting out of practice.
Big Smiles
16 Nov.
ravingpoeta écrit :
Lol Jx
11 Nov.
Happy Flowera écrit :
I just popped in to mull. What would Jack find funny. In the episodes he seldom laughs. He does not strike me as the limmerick sort nor the type who starts a joke, 'A sailor, a banana and a horse walk into a bar . . . ' You know the one I mean. So it will be interesting to see if/when Jack emits spontaneous laughter. I can see Jack being a touch sardonic, the elder Jack but the younger Jack...thinking about what his laugh might be. Men do not seem to guffaw as often as women. Or, perhaps, men do when away from female surveillance?
21 Oct.
Happy Flowera écrit :
The meds are so great. I can revisit a joke and laugh and laugh again and again. Big Sunday Smiles.
18 Oct.
Happy Flowera écrit :
Just hopping in with tea and toast. Missing your rollicking sense of humour.
17 Oct.
Happy Flowera écrit :
O.K., it's not that I live for Fatman's blog but there is expectation of evening LOL ...
16 Oct.
Happy Flowera écrit :
That produced rip-snorting belly throated laughter. Groaner scale: 4.919000/5.123. Sorry had to deduct smidges of points for choice of font.
14 Oct.
pennya écrit :
Very good!
11 Oct.
Jena écrit :
Uh-oh;-)
11 Oct.

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